A Little Black Jack Gambling Action

After being a vampire for more than 300 years, I didn't think anything in life could seem fresh and original again - until I started black jack gambling! Before I discovered the fun and excitement of black jack gambling, I was honestly bored with my existence. I wasn't especially happy because I'd never wanted to be a vampire. The idea of sucking blood was truly horrible and as a result I'd chosen a vegetarian diet. But a life of vegetables and depressing world news had combined to make me sorely depressed. Then purely by chance I learned about black jack gambling. One night returning from a shopping trip and carrying a large bag of carrots, I heard voices coming from an alleyway. Upon investigating further, I found three men seated around a makeshift table black jack gambling. Their faces were illuminated by light from an old lantern they had placed upon the table and their laughter spilled out into the street. "Pull up a seat, son," said one old tramp. "You look like you need cheering up. We've got a little black jack gambling action going on here and it's guaranteed to put a smile on that long white face of yours!"

Carrots and Black Jack Gambling

Sitting there chewing on carrots with the old men and learning the art of black jack gambling, I wondered why I'd never sought out enjoyment like this before. Perhaps because I suffered from a low self-esteem, or perhaps because being a vampire meant I avoided human company as much as possible? Either way, black jack gambling made me feel better than I'd felt for at least 300 years. My new companions teased me about my complexion but when I confessed I had no money to use for black jack gambling, they were kind enough to let me use carrots for my wagers.

Later after a successful and happy night spent black jack gambling, I walked home singing to myself under a full moon. My friends and I had plans for another night of black jack gambling in two days time. Climbing into my coffin, I felt a new sense of purpose in life. My goal would be to become the best black jack gambling vampire in the history of the world. Well, I thought wryly to myself, it's not as if I lack time to practice. In another 300 years my black jack gambling will be unbeatable!