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The Waiter Recommends Java Black Jack"Everything looks so good. What would you recommend?" Frank asked the waiter. Without hesitating the waiter pointed to an item on the menu that Frank had missed. "I would recommend the java black jack," he said. "The java black jack?" asked Frank? I've never tried it. I think I'll have a hamburger." "Oh, Frank, you're so unadventurous," said Polly, Frank's dinner companion, and sometimes girlfriend. "Try the java black jack. You can have a hamburger anytime." "Why don't you have a java black jack, then, if you want to be adventurous," asked Frank. "I've had java black jack before. I know what it is. And I think I will have it," said Polly decisively. Polly and the Java Black JackAfter placing the order for two helpings of java black jack, Frank waited for the waiter to leave. "When did you have java black jack?" he asked. "Oh, a while back. Not here, in a different restaraunt," she answered. "Who were you with when you had this java black jack?" he asked carelessly. "Oh, that's what you want to know! Well, it was no one you know, but he highly recommended the java black jack, so I had some. It was actually quite delicious." Polly tried to change the subject. "I see," said Frank, "did you eat everything this guy recommended?" "Oh, Frank, don't start," Polly pouted. "I'm not starting, just...." At that moment the waiter came with two platters of java black jack. Frank looked at the plate and asked "Can I have some chips with that?"
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